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Lauren Sanchez was Marie Antoinette in space in a penis-shaped rocket. That was the headline of The Daily Beast article mocking the all-female crew’s mission to space. It was organized by Sanchez’s billionaire fiancé, Blue Origin founder Jeff Bezos.
“While most Americans are trying to figure out if they can retire before age 87, Lauren Sanchez and her sisterhood of traveling space pants set out to explore the unknown. For 11 minutes.
That’s not a giant leap for women. It’s an intergalactic episode of The Real Housewives and Keeping Up with the Kardashians on the Moon. It’s a quick ‘vacation’ for a billionaire, with six girlfriends cosplaying astronauts in skintight blue Star Trek suits at their own CosmicCon,” the author writes.
“The Blue Origin mission included helicopter pilot Sanchez, pop star Katy Perry, and CBS Mornings host Gayle King, who earned kudos for going literally to the ends of the earth to stop her show’s slumping ratings. And while it’s being touted as the historic “first all-female spaceflight,” let’s call it what it is: rich women showing off.
Jeff Bezos, who is sponsoring the flight to raise awareness for his orbital space company Blue Origin, would like us to hail the flight as a moment of empowerment for women everywhere.
As if his fiancée sitting in a penis-shaped rocket for as long as it takes to use a Bioré strip will somehow solve America’s maternal mortality crisis… the gender pay gap… or the fact that women in science still face more scrutiny than support… and the reversal of reproductive choice.”
“…Lauren Sanchez? Attention is oxygen to Bezos’s ‘life girl.’ But no amount of zero-g selfies will make this trip worthwhile…”
As she descended the capsule’s steps, Lauren screamed, “Where are my babies?” Then, crying, she told a Blue Origin “reporter” that the 11-minute experience had made her realize that we’re all in this together. You know, except for the mom-and-pop stores being crushed by Amazon.
“I’m so proud of you,” the livestream reporter gushed. “Now you can add astronaut to your resume!”
“Thank you,” Sanchez replied triumphantly.
Individually, these "astronauts" all achieved perfection, but this flight was tone-deaf. It screams Marie Antoinette in a spacesuit. Beware of the mob."